Mugs

With a cup of tea in your hand anything is possible

If you`re not embarrassing your children you`re obviously not enjoying yourself

Fatherhood? There's nothing to it!

Stuff work

Start each day with a smile and get it over with

I`ve been on a few diets because I can`t get enough to eat on just one!

I was going to make a delicious dinner. Then I remembered I don`t cook

She knew how to please a man but most days she chose not to

Room of One`s Own

Neighbourhood Witch

Saga Lout mug

Think globally drink locally mug

Don`t count your years. Make you years count

Therapy is expensive popping bubble wrap is cheap - you choose

My train of thought was 15 minutes late

Can`t I just get a normal coffee?

If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it!

Captain Cook 

Shepherd Spy

Teenagers - are you tired of being harassed by you stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get a job and pay your own bills - while you still know everything.

You are the best Granny in the whole wide world Love from me x

Teacher

The Wonderful Mum

See her stand like a glorious FLOWER of kindness in the wide and windswept meadow that we call LIFE

Men are from earth, women are from earth. Deal with it