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Behind every woman stands a man wondering what he said wrong

Nothing beats the satisfaction of crossing things off a list

If you`re not embarrassing your children you`re obviously not enjoying yourself.

You can tell a happy cyclist by the flies on their teeth

He loved gardening.

It`s not how old you grow but how you grow old.

`However hard you try, you end up like your mother`

Cheerleader, cash point, chauffeur, diplomat, pooper-scooper, waitress, shirt order cook, juice dispenser, sock matcher...just call me mother

Your greatest fear-there is no PMT, this is just your personality

 In her prime but teaching has taken its toll.

The ten best years of a woman`s life are those between 39 and 59

Wake me up when the recession`s over

Behind every woman stands a man wondering what he said wrong

Once you realise we are all mad, life starts to make sense.

Girls just want to have fun!

Never let a computer know you`re in a hurry

`You should try everything once except incest and folk dancing`

`I was meant to lead the revolution, not teach`

I am a man of the people I clean my own moat

`I used to be normal but it drove me mad`

`Old age is no place for sissies`