Humour

All-In Spa Break

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:56:35 +0000

Santa usually bought off Health and Safety with an all-in spa break

Are we there yet?

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:10:07 +0000

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card- image of 3 wise men, text reads 'Are we there yet?'

Christmas goes on

chris — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:55:23 +0000

Christmas seems to go on for ever

Commuters frollicking

infosol — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:53:08 +0000

text reads, 'Communters frolicking in the snow after all the trains have been cancelled'

Five full Christmas dinners

chris — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:54:01 +0000

We`ve had five full Christmas dinners in the past three days, and you now want a double burger and chips?

Here Again

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:55:55 +0000

Christmas time is here again! (with luck for the last time this year)

I wanna Wii

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:46:38 +0000

I wanna Wii I wanna Wii

Keep an eye on mother

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:02:15 +0000

Keep an eye on mother, she`s not used to it

Keep calm and cook the bird

infosol — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:56:18 +0000

Keep Calm and Cook the Bird at 190 C (gas mark 5) for 20 mins per kg plus 90 mins

Party At Christmas

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:52:48 +0000

Some people party at Christmas. Others just party...

This time of year fills me

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:13:29 +0000

Caption reads, 'This time of year fills me with greed'.

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card.

Three Wise Men?

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:26:23 +0000

Three wise men? Are you serious?

Tis the season

infosol — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:57:30 +0000

`Tis the season to be jolly Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Warmest wishes

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:04:55 +0000

Warmest wishes for Christmas and the New Year Warmest wishes for Christmas and the New Year

Weak To Be Eaten

cath — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 15:46:32 +0000

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card- Caption reads, 'The strong would survive the winter. The weak would, of course, be eaten.'

What has he got me?

chris — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:53:13 +0000

What on earth has he got me this time?

Sale Time!

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:57:01 +0000

Rejoice! Christmas is over! Sale time!

Cameron's think tank

chris — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 11:01:59 +0000

Cameron's think tank - Yes... but do the poor deserve presents??? From Leeds Postcards, as seen in The Guardian of Friday December 3rd.

It`s all about me!!

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:23:23 +0000

It`s all about me!!

I`ll celebrate Christmas however

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:08:48 +0000

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card- caption reads, 'I'll celebrate Christmas however I damn well please'

Merry Christless

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:06:50 +0000

Caption reads, 'Merry Christless' Printed on high quality paper, letter press card.

Money saving web site

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:26:53 +0000

Christmas greetings. `How long you in for? Just over Christmas, I heard about it on a money-saving website

Dame Edna Christmas

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:55:53 +0000

Dame Edna Christmas card

Lady Gaga Christmas

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:55:15 +0000

Lady Gaga Christmas card

Michael Jackson Christmas hat

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:56:48 +0000

Michael Jackson Christmas hat card

Tommy Cooper Christmas

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:56:23 +0000

Tommy Cooper Christmas card

A dog isn't just for Christmas

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:20:38 +0000

A dog isn't just for Christmas... but men are

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Alcohol-free party

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:08:09 +0000

This Christmas, surprise your friends with an alcohol-free party

Excited Dad

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:18:43 +0000

Dad was so excited on Christmas morning that he forgot to wake the kids

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New Year resolutions?

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:24:05 +0000

New Year resolutions? Me?

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Sparkle

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:11:43 +0000

Don't you just love the sparkle and glisten of Christmas?

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This year's presents

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:22:30 +0000

Ah, Christmas... the season when you buy this year's presents with next year's money

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White Christmas

chris — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:25:50 +0000

Last year, John had a white Christmas. This year, he dyed his hair

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Sprouts

infosol — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:54:47 +0000

Oh no I forgot the sprouts!

A Gift For You!!

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:01:04 +0000

Have I got a gift for you!!

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Haven`t Seen Him

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:25 +0000

Pretend you haven`t seen him!

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Karaoke!

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:03:29 +0000

It`s too late, they`ve got karaoke!

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No Pensioners

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:00:15 +0000

No pensioners till half past nine!

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Oh, No!!!

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:59:50 +0000

Oh, no!!!

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Whodunnit?

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:01:52 +0000

Whodunnit?

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Keep Calm

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:57:22 +0000

KEEP CALM AND PARTY ON

Silent Night

infosol — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:57:05 +0000

Silent night, Holy night All is calm, all is bright

Want What For Christmas? Single Card

infosol — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:03:24 +0000

You want WHAT for Christmas? You want WHAT for Christmas?

3 1/2 hours' shopping left

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:59:29 +0000

Three and a half hours shopping till Christmas. Now, where shall I start?

Available as a single card and a pack of 5

A friend is for life

infosol — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:12:06 +0000

`A friend is for life, not just for Christmas ` Available as a singe card or a pack of 5

At last the kids are asleep

chris — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:53:17 +0000

At last, the kids are asleep and he's discovered the Playstation

Available as a single card and a pack of 5

Be prepared for anything

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:17:28 +0000

At Christmas be prepared for anything

Available as a single card or pack of 5

Believe in Father Christmas

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:38:17 +0000

'It`s better to believe in Father Christmas than to look like him '

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Christmas is like Easter

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:24:58 +0000

Christmas is like Easter only worse!

Available as a single card or pack of 5

Don't panic

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:22:14 +0000

Don't panic, it'll all be ready by Christmas

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Exercising Grandma

chris — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:27:32 +0000

We always take grandma out for a bit of exercise over Christmas

Forgive your relatives

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:51:03 +0000

After a good meal you can forgive anything, even your relatives

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Get what you deserve

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:05:09 +0000

Sometimes at Christmas you get what you deserve, not what you want

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Great when the family come to visit

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:50:40 +0000

It's great when the family come to visit and even better when they've gone

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Include the Receipt

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:23:05 +0000

Get me anything you like for Christmas, but include the receipt

Light up this Christmas!

infosol — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:13:43 +0000

'Light up this Christmas! '

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Looking for the car

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:14:29 +0000

She`d been looking for the car for days

Available as a single card or pack of 5

Most Guests Don`t Stay

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:23:06 +0000

Relax, most guests don`t stay till Easter

Revels without a claus

chris — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 14:39:43 +0000

Revels without a Claus

Santa outside

infosol — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:23:35 +0000

'Rudolf sent Santa outside for a fag '

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Smile it will all be over

chris — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:55:13 +0000

Smile, it will all be over in a few hours

Available as a single card or as a pack of 5

The dog found the presents

infosol — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:41:20 +0000

Unfortunately, the dog found the Christmas presents before we did

Available as a singel card or as a pack of 5

Toys would last

chris — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:13:50 +0000

Toys would last longer if Dad had his own

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

When we had turkey

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:32:32 +0000

I liked it when we had turkey

Available as a single card and a pack of five

You can't always get what you want

chris — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:35:14 +0000

You can't always get what you want but if you try, sometimes... you might just get what you need

Available as a single card and pack of 5

You Drive

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:21:24 +0000

'You drive, I`ve got to drink '

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Annie and Jack

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:53:15 +0000

Happy Christmas! Annie and Jack Coronation Street card

Auntie`s Goat delivered in Africa

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:38:52 +0000

D`you get any good presents? Yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa - unbelievable

Bet and Alec

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:51:45 +0000

Happy Christmas! Bet and Alec Coronation Street card

But then I saw this lovely dress

infosol — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 12:02:20 +0000

I was going to buy you a present but then I saw this lovely dress

Cheeses of Nazareth

infosol — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:15:31 +0000

Cheeses of Nazareth

Holes in the sky

infosol — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:18:32 +0000

Spike Milligan blank greeting card - `There are holes in they sky where the rain gets in, but they`re so small that`s why the rain is thin

Human Evolution

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:36:30 +0000

I hate evolution. I turn my back for a moment

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody

infosol — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:13:21 +0000

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody. Ogden Nash quote 1902-1971

Minnie, Ena and Martha

infosol — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:52:39 +0000

Happy Christmas! Minnie, Ena and Martha Coronation Street card

Mother really looked forward

chris — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:06:56 +0000

Mother really looked forward to Christmas each year Mother really looked forward to Christmas each year

Peace Dove

chris — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 16:08:41 +0000

Peace dove card

Robin reliant

infosol — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:14:06 +0000

A Christmas robin - happy christmas - Simon Drew christmas card

Shh! Nobody knows I`m gay

infosol — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:29:49 +0000

Shh! Nobody knows I`m gay

Snowmen against global warming

chris — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 11:08:54 +0000

Snowmen against global warming single christmas card or pack

1000 socks in digital format

chris — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:50:57 +0000

Christmas gift ideas - it stores 1000 socks in digital format - Grizelda cartoon Christmas card Christmas

It`s your father

chris — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:25:04 +0000

"It`s your father" - Do not open till after Christmas - cartoon christmas card by Grizelda

Available as a single card and pack of 5

Not What You Do With An Ipod

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:38:16 +0000

Mother, that`s not what you do with an iPod Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Hypnotise the Children

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:30 +0000

Things To Do at Christmas hypnotise the children into behaving themselves

Keep A Record

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:32 +0000

Keep a record of how much your friends spend on your presents

Multimedia Presentation

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:34 +0000

Things To Do at Christmas prepare another multimedia presentation for your guests

Remind Santa

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:31 +0000

Things To Do at Christmas remind Santa to bring you a few essentials

Set of Cooking Utensils

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:33 +0000

Things to do at Christmas - Give her a beautiful set of cooking utensils

Stock Up On Prozac

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:34 +0000

Things To Do at Christmas remember to stock up on prozac

Trendy Shirt

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:38 +0000

Things to do at christmas buy him another trendy shirt.

Cookie Girls

chris — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:13:06 +0000

These Christmas cookies are HOT!

Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Kissing Girls

chris — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:52:52 +0000

Who needs mistletoe? Happy Christmas!

Available as a single card or pack of 5

Piano Girls

infosol — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:21:28 +0000

Wishing you harmony with the relatives this Christmas!

Pineapple Girls

chris — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:39:44 +0000

Another Christmas, another chance to get fruitfaced!

Available as a single card and pack of 5

Shovelling Girls

infosol — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:29:27 +0000

Who needs shovels? We can melt this snow!

Snorkelling Girls

chris — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:48:06 +0000

Remember, if you drink don't dive!

Available as a single card or pack of 5

Women & Turkeys

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:20:43 +0000

Women and turkeys against Christmas

100% Christmas

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:19:17 +0000

Colour folded christmas card with pink envelope - available as a single csard or in a pack of five

Christmas Tree

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:20:42 +0000

Angela Martin christmas card

Cos You`re A Girl

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:18:56 +0000

Cos You`re A Girl

Cracker

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:16:55 +0000

Retro Christmas card. NOW REDUCED! Were 65p now 30p

Games With The Kids

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:32:38 +0000

Things To Do at Christmas - Play games with the kids and sulk when they beat you

Thanks for the mitts, Santa

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:16:54 +0000

NOW REDUCED! Were 65p now 30p

Turkey Values

infosol — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:20:43 +0000

Turkey values - we are not amused