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Santa usually bought off Health and Safety with an all-in spa break

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card- image of 3 wise men, text reads 'Are we there yet?'

Christmas seems to go on for ever

I wanna Wii I wanna Wii

Keep an eye on mother, she`s not used to it

Keep Calm and Cook the Bird at 190 C (gas mark 5) for 20 mins per kg plus 90 mins

`Tis the season to be jolly Available as a single card or a pack of 5

Warmest wishes for Christmas and the New Year Warmest wishes for Christmas and the New Year

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card- Caption reads, 'The strong would survive the winter. The weak would, of course, be eaten.'  

It`s all about me!!

Printed on high quality paper, letter press card- caption reads, 'I'll celebrate Christmas however I damn well please'

Caption reads, 'Merry Christless' Printed on high quality paper, letter press card.

Michael Jackson Christmas hat card

Tommy Cooper Christmas card

A dog isn't just for Christmas... but men are

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Don't you just love the sparkle and glisten of Christmas?

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Ah, Christmas... the season when you buy this year's presents with next year's money

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Last year, John had a white Christmas. This year, he dyed his hair

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It`s too late, they`ve got karaoke!

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No pensioners till half past nine!

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Oh, no!!!

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You want WHAT for Christmas? You want WHAT for Christmas?

Three and a half hours shopping till Christmas. Now, where shall I start?

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`A friend is for life, not just for Christmas ` Available as a singe card or a pack of 5

Christmas is like Easter only worse!

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Don't panic, it'll all be ready by Christmas

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We always take grandma out for a bit of exercise over Christmas

Get me anything you like for Christmas, but include the receipt

'Light up this Christmas! '

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She`d been looking for the car for days

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Smile, it will all be over in a few hours

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Unfortunately, the dog found the Christmas presents before we did

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Toys would last longer if Dad had his own

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Happy Christmas! Annie and Jack Coronation Street card

D`you get any good presents? Yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa - unbelievable

Happy Christmas! Bet and Alec Coronation Street card

I hate evolution. I turn my back for a moment

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody. Ogden Nash quote 1902-1971

Happy Christmas! Minnie, Ena and Martha Coronation Street card

Shh! Nobody knows I`m gay

Snowmen against global warming single christmas card or pack

Christmas gift ideas - it stores 1000 socks in digital format - Grizelda cartoon Christmas card Christmas

Keep a record of how much your friends spend on your presents

Things To Do at Christmas prepare another multimedia presentation for your guests

Things To Do at Christmas remind Santa to bring you a few essentials

These Christmas cookies are HOT!

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Who needs mistletoe? Happy Christmas!

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Wishing you harmony with the relatives this Christmas!

Women and turkeys against Christmas

Colour folded christmas card with pink envelope - available as a single csard or in a pack of five

Angela Martin christmas card

NOW REDUCED! Were 65p now 30p

Turkey values - we are not amused