Annie Lawson

Knickers are in three categories:-going to work knickers, emergency knickers, best knickers.....One day every day will be best knickers day!

She`d decided to apply for a species change

We are 50 Going on 15.. Let`s get drunk get very drunk It`s not fair all my mates have more money than me I`m £***** in debt. It`s a conspiracy! Don`t work LAZE

I`m a 30-something female. I`m at the peak of my physical, sexual and creative powers and I`m obsessed with Coronation St and Eastenders

Set of 30 Annie Lawson postcards

Domestic Love Absorber

"I drank to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim..."

Unappreciated? Hit the hill, Jill

Hooray for my cat! who thinks everything I do is fantastic

From a very early age I`ve always envied cats…

A cat`s my life coach... of course I`m happy .. I came to terms with my superficiality and lack of purpose and direction in life

Men`s brains are heavier than women`s brains!

Do you say "Partner" or do you say "Boyfriend/Girlfriend"? Etc

Woman harnessing weird hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces for creative endeavour!

Really 29? I would have put you at 24 or 25. Oh how wonderful! Oh God to I act that immature?

But how will I know you`re "THE ONE", unless I keep on testing out other people?

I`ll get her drunk...etc I`ll get him drunk...snore/snooze

Too weird to have a husband!