Annie Lawson

Knickers are in three categories:-going to work knickers, emergency knickers, best knickers.....One day every day will be best knickers day!

She`d decided to apply for a species change

We are 50 Going on 15.. Let`s get drunk get very drunk It`s not fair all my mates have more money than me I`m £***** in debt. It`s a conspiracy! Don`t work LAZE

I`ll get her drunk and then she`ll become really horny and disgustingly lewd and outrageous..... I`ll get him drunk etc

What`s a man... without an excuse?

I`m a 30-something female. I`m at the peak of my physical, sexual and creative powers and I`m obsessed with Coronation St and Eastenders

This house believes in drinking to get drunk. The sway of alcohol over man is due to its power to…

She approached the pile in the bedroom with a knock-out FENG-SHUI manoeuvre

Is this your social life?...or this? Start weekend. Fall asleep in front of Frasier

Hooray for my cat! who thinks everything I do is fantastic

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself

I love my cats. I feel really sorry for people who don`t have cats..They have to make such a big fuss of their children

Men`s brains are heavier than women`s brains!

No more Ms Nice Person

No boyfriend can`t be bothered

Woman harnessing weird hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces for creative endeavour!

Really 29? I would have put you at 24 or 25. Oh how wonderful! Oh God to I act that immature?

Right that`s done…..

But how will I know you`re "THE ONE", unless I keep on testing out other people?

I`ll get her drunk...etc I`ll get him drunk...snore/snooze

Too weird to have a husband!