Jacky Fleming

Never Give Up

Never Give Up

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Printer

What do you mean printer could not be found? it`s THERE you idiot machine THERE

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Burnt Out Teachers

Burnt Out Teachers

Burnt out teachers` support group

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Printer

Printer

`What do you mean, printer could not be found? It`s there you idiot machine - there!

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Washing Up

Washing Up

Jacky Fleming washing up badge card

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Baby for life

Baby for life

A baby is for life, not just for the duration of your first marriage, Geoff

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Bake your own

Bake your own

Bake your own implants ... you`d have to be really hungry

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Bulgy Belly

Bulgy Belly

I love my body just the way it is, I love my bulgy belly. I love my ..... oh forget it

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Change Him

Change Him

then he said why was I always trying to change him and I said probably because he`s such an obnoxious thoughtless overbearing self-righteous hypocritical arrogant loudmouthed misogynist bastard…

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Changed My Mind

Changed My Mind

I`ve changed my mind

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Chocolate mousse

Chocolate mousse

Women have finally realised there is only one source of true happiness...chocolate mousse

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Cloud

Cloud

I wandered lonely as a cloud. That floats on high o`er vales and hills. When all at once I saw... a flasher with this penis out

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Convenient Shopping

Convenient Shopping

Aaaaagggghhhhh

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Corpulent bore

I don`t wish to discourage you, but a high-powered job such as this DOES carry the risk of baldness, corruption, and becoming a corpulent bore

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Couldn`t be bothered

Couldn`t be bothered

No food couldn`t be bothered

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Did You come?

Did You come?

Did you come?.. No. When I come I go aaaaaahhAAAAHHHaaaahh

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Dirty laundry

Dirty laundry

dirty laundry goes on the floor...and eventually reappears clean in the cupboard... INCREDIBLE

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Domestic cat

Domestic cat

is this a child substitute?...no it`s a domestic cat

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Domestic Violence

Domestic Violence

Is there perhaps something which the victims of domestic violence have in some clue as to WHY they are abused?

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Error type 31

Error type 31

An error of type 31 has occurred... that explains EVERYTHING

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Farmhouse Kitchen

Farmhouse Kitchen

Today I`m going to show you how to maintain an authentic farmhouse kitchen between cigarettes

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Frogspawn

Frogspawn

Will the Prince remain a quivering blob of frogspawn or will the kind Princess swallow some and thereby save him? Probably not

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Frontiers of science

Duncan, Dennis - Dennis, Duncan. I think we`re all agreed it`s been a small price to pay for extending the frontiers of science..

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Genetically Culturally

Genetically Culturally

I suspect that GENETICALLY I`m allergic to cleaning and CULTURALLY I need to have sex with a lot of people

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Horrible

Horrible

And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?.......HORRIBLE

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Horseplay

Horseplay

he said he didn`t know when playfulness crossed over into harassment, and I said I have EXACTLY the same problem with horseplay and violence

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Integrity

Sometimes one has to sacrifice material success to preserve one`s integrity .... are you DRUNK, Penny?

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Jacky Fleming 50 Postcard Set

Jacky Fleming 50 Postcard Set

Full set of all 50 Jacky Fleming Postcards in print

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Ladmags

Ladmags

It must come as a shock when they meet a real women with a brain and clothes and a flamethrower

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Large Print Phone

Large Print Phone

This is the model we recommend for older people.... it`s a LARGE PRINT phone That looks ideal... May I..

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Like best in a man?

Like best in a man?

What DO women like BEST in a man?

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Marrow

Marrow

Marrow

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Marry me

Marry me

MARRY ME - for better or worse... how much worse?

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Middle Ages

Middle Ages

I see they`re reforming the law to try and get rapists convicted
Are they....? So soon after the Middle Ages?

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Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess.... girls please....

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Over 40

Over 40

YES I`m over 40 YOUR TURN WILL COME

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Own People

Own People

Tonight we will have passionate sex but tomorrow you must go back to your own people

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Piglet

Piglet

Where`s Piglet?

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PMT

PMT

Of course the interesting thing about PMT is that other people don`t know you`ve got it…

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Revision

Revision

Silence Exam 1. What was the hair colour of the 10 hottest babes in the Nude issue of Blondes 2004? I do know this one I revised it..

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Rock `n` Roll

Rock `n` Roll

They`re right, Helen, we can`t just go on battling against our biology.... sex drugs and rock `n` roll it is then

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Rubbish

Rubbish

I`m just taking the rubbish out..Thank you no really it`s nothing thank you..

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Self Defence

Self Defence

I learnt some of it at self-defence and the rest I made up myself

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Strange black ring

Strange black ring

It`s that strange black ring again..just comes ..and goes..

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Temper

Temper

I may lose my temper over the slightest thing but WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

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Tony Blair egg recipes

Do you want Tony Blair, Streatham..Tony Blair, tatoo artiste.. Tony Blair, egg recipes..Tony Blair, car valetting..Tony Blair, my early poems..Tony Blair, florist.

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Washing up

Washing up

Washing up

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Watch out

Watch out

You don`t look like a feminist...WATCH OUT - we disguise ourselves as human beings

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Where`s my dinner?

Where`s my dinner?

Where`s my dinner? it must be around here somewhere, dear, where did you last see it?

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Women`s Football

I still can`t believe this was the ONLY way to get women`s football on TV..

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Younger Woman

Younger Woman

I was COUNTING on him leaving me for a younger woman - Be PATIENT Penny, for goodness sake

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Your call

Your call

Your call is being held in a queue and will be answered shortly...

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