Photocaptions

If only he would ask directions...

You need brothers and sisters to help cope with your parents

Never use your passport photo for your online dating page

I don`t hear as well as I did, but I never used to listen anyway.

It`s hard being young, but staying young is the real challenge

Parenting is the process of passing your faults on to your children

Laugh and the world laughs with you... ...snore and you sleep alone

Some medicines are so strong you have to be healthy before you take them

THE MAN WHO KNEW THE TRUE MEANING OF THE WORD Style

Grandparents are crucial because parents haven`t a clue!

The more I know about men, the more I love my dog

Instruction manuals are for wimps

The more candles on your cake, the hotter you are!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man`s best friend. Inside of a dog it`s too dark to read

Your greatest fear- there is no PMT, this is just your personality

Even my imaginary friend doesn`t listen to me

They tell me that you`ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don`t tell you is that you won`t miss it very much. 

No, I am not watching the football!

We are all mad in our own unique way We are all mad in our own unique way

Start each day with a smile and get it over with

With a cup of tea in your hand, anything is possible With a cup of tea in your hand, anything is possible With a cup of tea in your hand, anything is possible

I think I`ve discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it

I think, therefore I`m single

Life is the only game in which the object is to learn the rules.

The trouble with having bags under your eyes… is finding the shoes to match The trouble with having bags under your eyes… is finding the shoes to match

It looked so much better in the shop... It looked so much better in the shop...

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing

Born to be wild Born to be wild

This is the last time I book a cheap holiday on the internet This is the last time I book a cheap holiday on the internet

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world except take exercise, get up early or be respectable. Oscar Wilde quote (1854-1900)

In an orderly world, there`s always a place for the disorderly

You should try everything once except incest and folk dancing

You should try everything once expect incest and folk dancing

Oh yes, I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret for staying young - Oscar Wilde quote (1854-1900)

Those Were the Days

Those who are late are so much jollier than those who have to wait for them

You can never have too many closets

If everybody is thinking alike then somebody isn`t thinking

The mouth is the most dangerous part of a person The mouth is the most dangerous part of a person