Simon Drew

Simon Drew greeting card

Freudian Slippers

Resting under the north face of the aga - Simon Drew greeting card

A politician is someone who, on seeing light at the end of the tunnel, orders more tunnel

A bride wears a dress with a train: it`s made of pure white with no stain. And when she`s said `Yes` she can take off that dress and bask in a bath of champagne

Don`t drink and drive. Don`t even putt

Early to rise an early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead - James Thurber

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Never trust a thin cook

I need seven hours sleep a day and eleven at night - Simon Drew greeting card