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A politician is someoneA politician is someone who, on seeing light at the end of the tunnel, orders more tunnel Price: £1.75 Ref: 591Greetings Card | Colin came to a forkSuddenly Colin came to a fork in the road - Simon Drew greeting card Price: £1.75 Ref: 469Greetings Card | |
Growing Old is ComplusoryGrowing old is compulsory; growing up is optional - Simon Drew greeting card Price: £1.75 Ref: 527Greetings Card | HouseworkHousework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn`t done it. Anon - Simon Drew greeting card Price: £1.75 Ref: 492Greetings Card | |
North Face of the AgaResting under the north face of the aga - Simon Drew greeting card Price: £1.75 Ref: 525Greetings Card | ||
I talk to catsAnnie Lawson cartoon card - I talk to cats. What have you been doing? Acting mad Price: £1.75 Ref: A/136FGreetings Card | ||
Scratch and sniff`Here`s my card. It has an area that you can scratch and sniff` Price: £1.75 Ref: VALPU10161Greetings Card | Where he can smoke"Don't be daft. It's the only place in the building where he can have a smoke" Price: £1.75 Ref: VALPU10160Greetings Card | |
Woman opportunist"You`re a woman, Murchison. I like that in an opportunist" Price: £1.75 Ref: VALPU10169Greetings Card | A good bookThe sensible love quiz - Your ideal mate is a good book. Well that`s a relief The sensible love quiz - Your ideal mate is a good book. Well that`s a relief Price: £1.85 Ref: LS53Greetings Card | Might've been heteroDesert island - It could've been worse...One of us might've been heterosexual Price: £1.85 Ref: LS45Greetings Card |
Seize the dayCarpe diem - seize the day, seize the hour!, seize the minute!, seize the entire clock!, seize the kettle!, seize the hammer!, seize the cactus! Maybe don't seize the cactus Price: £1.85 Ref: LS47Greetings Card | Swallowed by computerWoman being swallowed by her computer on her first day back after holidays - her guard was down Price: £1.85 Ref: LS50Greetings Card | The Llama staysRapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hare, Oh alright...But the llama stays with me Price: £1.85 Ref: LS38Greetings Card |
Well earned birthdayHappy birthday, you deserve one... Happy birthday, you deserve one... Price: £1.85 Ref: CTF666Greetings Card | ||
Juicy GossipWhy did you become a therapist? - Well I've always been a bit of a voyeur ... and I enjoy passing on juicy gossip Price: £1.85 Ref: CTF390Greetings Card | ||
Washing MachineYou're so supportive, never lose your temper or demand anything from me ...- I think I've fallen in love with you Price: £1.85 Ref: CTF387Greetings Card | You have made my life hellMany people feel their parents have made their life hell... So. Price: £1.85 Ref: CTF389Greetings Card |

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