All stressed out and no one to choke!
I child proofed the house, but they keep getting back in!
Could my hot flushes be causing global warming?
How much fun can I have before I go to hell?
I abandoned my Inner Child for my Outer Bitch!
Me, Me, Me, Me, me. No, really... ME!
The queen is not accepting an audience today
Viva La Diva!
Where there`s a woman, there`s a way!